Edited to say:
Oh, Jaysus, I just accidentally hit "publish" on a garbage post. You were not supposed to see this post, my friends. I was just type, type, typing away on my Na$onex high and then BAM, my fingers did the walking to a place they shouldn't have gone, and there it was on the worldwide web. I even disclosed the P-Dawg's top secret identity. Crap. I hope you enjoy.
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Remember my dizziness problem?
Well, I've cured myself!
Actually, the P-Dawg cured me. (Did I ever mention that he's a doctor? He also fixed a kink in my neck the other day. I was unable to play with MegaBlocks due to the enormous pain in my neck. The V-meister said, Why don't you ask Daddy to fix it and I said PSHAW because even though the P-Dawg saves lives left and right every single day, I have no faith in his healing powers. But I made a great show of pointing to the problem spot and before I had a chance to blink THERE WAS A GREAT PAIN as the P-Dawg showed my pinched nerve who's boss and then just like that, it was over, and I was cured.)
So I decided to follow his suggestion to try Na$onex for my possibly migraine and/or allergy related vertigo and lo, I've been vertigo free for going on three weeks now. I've spent the last few days turning my head this way and that just because I can.
So, yes - Na$onex. And believe me, that dollar sign is there for a reason. I almost choked on my pomegranate juice when the pharmacist gave me my total. Then I jumped out of the driver's seat, vaulted through the drive-thru pharmacy window, and demanded to look at my information on the computer screen. While there, I nabbed a few extra bottles of Na$onex and that's how I ended up writing this post from county jail.
Ha!
Not really, but I just may have taken a few extra squirts up the schnozz this morning because, boy am I in a good mood! And considering that I uttered all three of the following sentences before ten o'clock, that is no small feat:
"No, you can't drive yourself to school."
"FEH! Take your hand out of the toilet."
"Get out of the dishwasher right now, and nobody gets hurt."
Thursday, January 31, 2008
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Great post for an accidental post deary! Glad you feel better.
Yay you're cured! I'm sure that must such a relief, vertigo is the miserable. Ha, and you didn't even have to do any exercising. I heart modern medicine.
That P-Dawg, what a smart fella.
Yay for no more vertigo! I hope for more cold medicine high posts in the future!
wow, if The May Queen could drive herself to school I could get a lot more sleep in the morning.
so, na$onex has crack in it? or something akin to ecstasy or an antidepressant? because you're making it sound really good.
Awesome news. My son is on nasonex, and I thank the powers that be for our extended insurance coverage.
Can I just say that your comment on my cranky blog post this morning made me laugh out loud? Woo-hoo for Lost!
Heidi :)
My little one was on that wonderful drug and since getting off it, his snoring has returned. Can you big doc man hook us up with some perscriptions? Ha. I kid. Kinda. Please dont make me go to Mexico to visit a pharmacy.
Uh, please to be putting up a picture of the location of said nerve and a diagram of the proper amount of pressure to add? Yes? My daughter was once prescribed Na$onex... I may have to take a snifter... I'm glad you're feeling less dizzy!
That is awesome news. What a relief I bet.
I knew IT! I always knew the P-DAWG was a doctor. A neurosurgeon, right? Am I right? :)
Doc PDawg!!! Classic.
Good news about the vertigo, though. Maybe i should get hubs to check into that if his comes back.
BTW, pop by to pick up some bling!
I won't even tell you how long it took me to realize what Na$onex was/is... Not too quick on the up-take, me. But, take more of it, please -- I loved this post! Hee.
p.s. Hooray for DocDawg!
I love your Na$onex post!! You sound like my BF on Adderall!
You're funny when you're high!
That's great news! Not about the dishwasher or the toilet, but ...your vertigo!
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