Rimarama: "You know what? I am SO GLAD I signed up for this Erma Bombeck writers workshop! I think it will be really good for me."
P-Dawg: "Oh?"
Rimarama: "Yeah! I mean, I'm sure that BlogHer would be fun, but I feel like I'll get a lot more out of this from a writing standpoint, you know what I mean? I've always wanted to hone my humor writing skills. Plus, I get to meet KC."
P-Dawg: "It's funny, when I think of "humor writing,", I never think of you."
Rimarama: "What are you saying?"
P-Dawg: "I don't know."
Rimarama: "You don't find me the least bit entertaining?"
P-Dawg:
Rimarama:
P-Dawg: "It's just that when I think of a humor writer, I think of somebody like Lewis Black, you know? Someone whose all crass and crotchety."
Rimarama: "Are you telling me you've never once laughed at anything I wrote?"
P-Dawg: "I -"
Rimarama: "Have you even chuckled inwardly?"
P-Dawg: "I've chuckled inwardly."
Rimarama: "'What about, "guffawed?' Have you ever guffawed?"
P-Dawg: "Well . . . it's not like you're Garfield."
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
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I have often peed in my pants (just a little) when reading your work.
Oh, and I live within walking distance of the University of Dayton...
...just sayin'.
I could show you where Erma and the the Wright Brothers are buried.
I think you are hysterical. Your husband might be a brain surgeon, but clearly he doesn't know funny.
That's because you're BETTER than Garfield! :)
I have DEFINITELY laughed out loud.
Isn't Garfield that dead president? Frankly, I don't think he was HALF as funny as you are.
i lol'd a little
My hubby doesn't really think I'm funny either (unless I make a poop or fart joke, which is never). I happen to think I'm hysterical. And so are you! :)
Nice article as for me. It would be great to read a bit more about this matter. Thanx for giving that material.
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Are you married to my husband too? I think the real problem is that he doesn't like comedy competition. My hubby thinks he's the wittiest person ever to walk the face of the earth, and should I crack a joke he'll always deride it.
Lucky for me he can't string two words together when it comes to the written form!
You know what? I never thought Garfield was particularly funny. I don't recall ever laughing. (Now, Garfield without Garfield, on the other hand...)
But you, my friend, have made me chortle, chuckle, guffaw, and even (possibly on more occasions than I should readily admit) snort.
I have more than guffawed. Favorite, favorite place for laughs. Always.
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