P-Dawg: "Hey, Rimster, what part of the human body expands to twelve times its normal size when subjected to external stimulation?"
Rimarama: "Your pecker?"
P-Dawg: "No, the pupil."*
*This question was originally posed by Winston Churchill during a 1930s Cambridge lecture.
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But this is how I know we're no longer newlyweds:
Rimarama (excited): "Hey, P-Dawg, I took this "Which Lost Character Are You" quiz on Facebook and you'll never guess who I am!!!"
P-Dawg: "The evil guy with the bug eyes?"
(Actually, I'm Doctor. Jack. Shephard.)
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
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Too funny on the pecker joke! You NC-17 girl, you! LOL
And I am OBSESSED with LOST! Love that Jack, but really LOVE that Sawyer...
Hey, remember this one?
P-Dawg: "Hey, Rimster, did you know that sugar is the only word in the english language that 'su' is pronounced as 'sh'?"
Rimarama: "Of course."
P-Dawg: "Are you SURE?"
:)
You two are wacky. I would like to see you perform live as a comedy duo.
My EYES! (ha.)
My husband told me - admiringly - the other day that I "sweat like a man." Why, THANK you, honey!
Hahaha. I think we would get along well with you guys in real life.
You kids. Honestly. Get a room!
The P-Dawg is pretty GD-Funny.
Doctor?
Niiiice.
We're so not newlyweds anymore because teethbrushing has become our foreplay.
After 20+ years we aren't newlyweds either. Asked my husband the same question, he had the same answer. Aren't men great?
Love is in the air over here too...hubs thinks I'm Popeye with the cough that will never go away. He's not diggin' what I'm thinking is sexy raspiness.
We're also thinking of decorating our place with spittoons in our homage to Asian decor, for all the snorting and hoarking going on between the two of us.
Yeah, love is in the air.
LOL. Reminds me of the time I told my husband that a bus driver hit on me on the way home and he asked if the dude was blind. Bastards. The lot of them.
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