Monday, July 21, 2008

Brand New Lovah

I hate to break it to all of you Windows users out there, but I do believe the PC is Mac's flatulent and obtuse backwoods cousin, after all.

Now that I've procured meeself a MacBook, I see my old Compaq Presario for the lazy old Sasquatch he really was. So out of shape, he'd break into a burning sweat if I so much as asked him to open a second application, or plum cut out in the middle of bidness with no prior warning, then take a half hour to get it up again reboot.

I always suspected a healthy laptop shouldn't sound like a Medevac helicopter coming in for a rooftop landing, and I was right. I'll bet he smoked Virginia Slim menthols, watched Springer, and ate Ho-Hos on my couch whenever I was out. Good riddance, Compaq Presario! Don't let the door hit your a$$ on the way out.

That's all I did this weekend, was buy a computer. Then use it to check for BlogHer updates on the hour.

Thanks to Guy Kawasaki (can you put me on Alltop?), I was able to view some three thousand photos of Thursday night's Alltop/Kirtsy party via Twitter. Unfortunately, doing flaming Dr. Pepper shots by yourself while looking at photos just isn't the same as actually being there, I'd wager.

I hope I find my Reader full of posts this morning saying what a lame-a$$ time you all had at BlogHer '08 and how you wish you'd just stayed in Cleveland instead.

No, really, it's OK, as long as you paused every few moments to gaze wistfully out a window to say, "If only Rimarama were here!"

As I'm sure you did.

24 comments:

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

Vista sucketh.

I wish I had a Mac.

WAH. I wanna be you.

Heather said...

Let this be a sign...

The two coolest bloggers who did NOT go to BlogHer got MacBooks instead.

We are that cool.

PCs are Apple's flatulence. I briefly had a Dell for my Swearyn job, years after operating on a Mac. I. Hated. That. PC.

Once you have Mac, you can never go back.

josetteplank.com said...

Right now, I'd take any laptop. Although, a Mac sounds especially delicious.

And darling?

"If only Rimarama were here!"

I think this hourly. :-)

Unknown said...

You're now on moms.alltop.com. It's crowded, but you're there!

Guy

Scary Mommy said...

Ok, to be honest, I just posted this on a different blog, but it was so witty (if I do say so myself,) that I will re-post:

Once you go Mac,you never go back. ;)

They are the BEST- have fun!!!

Amy said...

That's all I needed to hear.

This fall.

Macbook and I.

Mate for life.

Becca said...
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Becca said...

Oooh, shiny new computer! Enjoy. I'm wishing I was at BlogHer too but I'd imagine watching everyone else do flaming Dr. Peppers while I sipped a cranberry and club soda would also not be as fun as you would think. Although I do a pretty good job of acting drunk even when I am not.

Anonymous said...

Lord ... how old was your laptop? They aren't meant to last forever. Personally, I'll never own a Mac. Too expensive and I can never find software for them that does anything worth squat. I was saddled with one from work. The keyboard sucks and the battery lasts all of ohhh 30 minutes. Not my cup of tea.

Knot

amanda said...

Oh I am SOOOO jealous of your shiny new MAC! GREEN, seriously, GREEN!

Skiplovey said...

Was BlogHer this last weekend? Hmm, I didn't even notice.

*sniff, sigh.

Yay new Mac. Me want shiny new laptop. We're Mac folk over here but I do warn you, the mac can break your heart as well. Save, I say, and save frequently.

Anonymous said...

I used to luv fLaiming Dr Peppers-
Might not agree with me so well now that I'm close to 40!

Vodka Mom said...

I was drinking Dr. Pepper last night, only mine had a TOUCH of vodka in it...

I'll be getting my ibook in two weeks!!!!!!!! The schools are giving all k-teachers one- we're the last ones to get one. Shit, always rolls downhill, I guess.

Can't wait to get the mac, then I'll be in the club

justmylife said...

I didn't attend BlogHer, but I am just sure they were saying how much better it would have been if Rima had been there!!!

Congrats on the new Mac.....I am left with my sorry excuse for a computer!!

Candy said...

Let's face it. It's not a party until Rimarama shows up.

Anonymous said...

You were missed. You're coming next year, right?

KC said...

Rima, would have LOVED to meet you - you're on my short list of "Bloggers I must meet to love them in person."

xo

Janet said...

I would have loved it if you were there because you could have drank cough-medicine-disguised-as-cosmo with KC and I while we took guesses regarding the origins of the unlabelled blue pill I found on the carpet in my hotel room.

And, for the record, I would NOT have used you as an elbow rest. (Maybe a drink rest...) What? Mac users have no sense of humour?!! Hmph.

JCK said...

I did. I did. I said it aloud whilst drinking Jack and Coke. I said...RimaRama aloud, as your comment came in to my email!

You were missed, but obviously you've gotten a new lovah! Congrats! My red hottie made it through the conference.

Karen MEG said...

You and me ... we are SO going next year. We've got to get out of our garages, you know?

And you should bring your new Mac love with you.

justmylife said...

Hey lady, you are an award winner at my place, come by and get it!!!!

Angela DeRossett said...

Yeah for Mac! I am so in need of a new laptop.... hmmmmm....I am thinking red.

Minnesota Matron said...

The Matron stayed home too, basking in the wake of said flatulence. . . .

Magpie said...

i love my mac.

i love alltop.

why didn't i get to go to that party?

you can be at blogher 09...