Everyone Else Is Doing It

Every once in awhile, you'll see a blogger post examples of Google searches that bring readers to their site.

Today I am that blogger.

• "pictures of girls with no shirts on and you can see there boobees"
  
  No b00bee$ 4U until you learnt how to speell, mister.
  
  
• "small yellow tablet with the word rima on it"
  
  You found it!!! I'm going to need that back.

• "I pooped in my snowsuit"
  
  I'm sorry, why don't you go change out of it now? And next time, remember: you don't need to wear your snowsuit to surf the web.
  
  
• "Does the pope have a regular bathroom?"
  
  Let's find out.
  
  
• "My hygienist stabbed me"
  
  So did mine.
  
  
• "flush myself down the toilet"
  
  Go for it, man.
  
  
• "Why faint while exercising?"
  
  Why not?
  
  
• "How to sculpt a falcon"
  
  Very, very carefully.
  
  
• "Rima sucks"
  
  I know you don't mean that.
  
  
• "Rimas feel good"
  
  And they write good, too.